Just Got Born Fact #5:
Kelsey has a hard time getting born before noon.
Just Got Born Fact #4:
Kelsey may or may not have told a reporter interviewing her that she was representing Just Got Born Blog when she was stoned lost at Dinah Shore. We may never know.
Just Got Born Fact #3:
Just Got Born is actually Autostraddle version 3.0. We didn’t want to tell you like this. Just kidding guys.
Just Got Born Fact #2:
We call this Just Got Born dot Blogspot dot Com but obviously it’s a tumblr. It was never at blogspot dot com. I don’t know why we say that.
Just Got Born Fact #1:
Kelsey seems to think she looks like a muskrat when she Just Got Born, but I think she more resembles a baby bird.